West Papua is a province in the far east of Indonesia, centered on the island of New Guinea. While I was hitchhiking there for the 1st time, this is what happened after only 30 seconds of driving.
Bloke: Woman. Sex?
Bloke: Sex, no?
Bloke: Telephone? Number?
Me: No. Don’t have.
Bloke: Me - Have. (pointing at his phone)
Me: Ohh water! (pointing at the store on the street) Thirsty! Stop here. Can?
Bloke: Can. (stopping the car)
Me: (jumping the fuck out) Thank you for the ride! I’ll walk now. Bye, bye!
Me: Don’t have.
(Bloke searching for the pen and paper to give me his number opens a drawer and his gun falls out.)
Me: Can I have your photo with a gun?
Bloke: (proudly) Caaan! Me – Army!