Hitchhiking in West Papua









West Papua is a province in the far east of Indonesia, centered on the island of New Guinea. While I was hitchhiking there for the 1st time, this is what happened after only 30 seconds of driving.



Bloke: Woman. Sex?
Me: No.


Bloke: Sex, no?
Me: No.


Bloke: Telephone? Number?
Me: No. Don’t have.


Bloke: Me - Have. (pointing at his phone)
Me: Ohh water! (pointing at the store on the street) Thirsty! Stop here. Can?


Bloke: Can. (stopping the car)
Me: (jumping the fuck out) Thank you for the ride! I’ll walk now. Bye, bye!


Bloke: Telephone?
Me: Don’t have.

(Bloke searching for the pen and paper to give me his number opens a drawer and his gun falls out.)

Me: Can I have your photo with a gun?

Bloke: (proudly) Caaan! Me – Army!



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  • 林映萍

    this story is short and the most funny one 😀
    i want to read more your stories!