Hitchhiking in West Papua

 

 

 

 

Tarzan

 

 

 

 
West Papua is a province in the far east of Indonesia, centered on the island of New Guinea. While I was hitchhiking there for the 1st time, this is what happened after only 30 seconds of driving.

 

 

Bloke: Woman. Sex?
Me: No.

 

Bloke: Sex, no?
Me: No.

 

Bloke: Telephone? Number?
Me: No. Don’t have.

 

Bloke: Me - Have. (pointing at his phone)
Me: Ohh water! (pointing at the store on the street) Thirsty! Stop here. Can?

 

Bloke: Can. (stopping the car)
Me: (jumping the fuck out) Thank you for the ride! I’ll walk now. Bye, bye!

 

Bloke: Telephone?
Me: Don’t have.

 
(Bloke searching for the pen and paper to give me his number opens a drawer and his gun falls out.)

 
Me: Can I have your photo with a gun?

Bloke: (proudly) Caaan! Me – Army!

 

 

#MeTarzan   #JaneHasLeftTheCar

 

 

 

 

 

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    this story is short and the most funny one 😀
    i want to read more your stories!